Post by })J({ on Apr 5, 2007 13:31:35 GMT -5
Just like the favorite Lois quotes thread, post your favorite CK quotes from L&C show here. 
I'll start with my random favorite CK quotes:
"You like to be on top. Got it." ;D
"Lois, trust me on this, I am not a typical male."
"Lois is, well, she's complicated. Domineering, uncompromising, pigheaded . . . brilliant."
"There's no such word as chumpy."
"You bet your sweet little chumpy I am!" ;D
"I guess, when you're in love with somebody, it doesn't matter how smart you are or how many rules you set for yourself, you're still vulnerable."
"Mayson likes me, Clark, but she hates Superman. Which is kinda confusing because Lois loves Superman but only likes Clark. Mayson likes Clark, but in a different way than Lois, and Mayson hates Superman in a way that's different from anybody."
"Lois. You know, I really hope that someday you learn that sometimes what it seems like people are doing isn't really what they're doing."
"You can trust me, Lois."
"I guess I just feel like I'm losing myself to the man in the red, yellow and blue suit." ;D
"Chief, can you please talk some sense into her, would you?"
"No, but I'll remember the next time we're in a closet." #laugh#
"Oh, is that why you have all those candybars in your desk drawer?"
"An acrostic. It's a word or a message subliminally hidden in a series of lines. In this case, the first letter of each one of these words spells the word "stop."
"My instincts say, never argue with a woman who's just been
behind bars." ;D
"I think you're brilliant. But there is a fine line between
brilliance and lunacy."
"Since we already went ahead and made plans, I was wondering if you'd like to go to the Kerth Awards?"
"Lois, you're not upset because I got nominated . . ."
"Lois, you're kinda babbling."
"Lois, it's past babbling hour. Could you get to the point?"
"It's the new glasses, isn't it? They just don't work as well as the old ones did."
"I'm sorry. I was talking to Lois Lane. I know she was here a second ago. And I know she wouldn't really react . . ."
"Look, Lois, there's certain things about me being Superman
that you're just going to have to get used to."
"I did get things out in the open, starting with "Will you marry me?"
"A little louder. I don't think they heard you in Gotham City."
"Lois!" ;D
"Lane!" ;D
"I don't know how I feel about you. There is no one way. I feel so many things, and all at once: happy, kinda scared too, excited, calm, lost, found. I feel safe in a way that I've never known but in danger too. This thing between us, whatever it is, it's stronger than me. Being with you is stronger than me alone." #wub#
"His secretary had the most beautiful body in the world . . . next to Lois." ;D
"It's not the M-word that makes it forever for me, Lois. My love is forever because . . . because it just is." #wub#
"My heart? No, my heart is waiting for me back on Earth. Lois is my heart. I was an outsider there, incomplete, until I met her." #wub#
"And, faster than a speeding bullet, you and I are going to get
married."
"Marry me, Lois. Let's not plan. Let's not wait. Let's not let clonemakers, or psycho psychiatrists, or women who shrink people into little people keep us apart. Just marry me."
"Lois, I'm just trying to ask you out. I'm not trying to negotiate a nuclear arms treaty."
"Lois has a pair of Superman pajamas." ;D
"Elvis never cheated on Priscilla!" ;D
[Clark decides to tell Lois that he is Superman so he is practicing]
Clark: "Lois, there's something I want to tell you. I'm Superman... uh... Hey, did you ever notice how Superman and I look kind of alike? Well, it's funny that you should say that because... um... Hey, guess what? I'm Superman... humm... Lois, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time, and before out relationship goes any future, it's important that you know that I'm..."
[Lois walks in]
Lois: What are you doing? ;D
"Lois, will you marry me?" #wub#
"Lois, I have loved you from the moment I saw you. I love your
humor, your passion, the way you just dive right in, even when you shouldn't.
Because you refuse to just watch the world. You demand that it be a better place, and, because of you, it is. And, today, I want to give you as much of the world as I can. So, I give you my heart, my soul, our future." #wub#
I'll start with my random favorite CK quotes:
"You like to be on top. Got it." ;D
"Lois, trust me on this, I am not a typical male."
"Lois is, well, she's complicated. Domineering, uncompromising, pigheaded . . . brilliant."
"There's no such word as chumpy."
"You bet your sweet little chumpy I am!" ;D
"I guess, when you're in love with somebody, it doesn't matter how smart you are or how many rules you set for yourself, you're still vulnerable."
"Mayson likes me, Clark, but she hates Superman. Which is kinda confusing because Lois loves Superman but only likes Clark. Mayson likes Clark, but in a different way than Lois, and Mayson hates Superman in a way that's different from anybody."
"Lois. You know, I really hope that someday you learn that sometimes what it seems like people are doing isn't really what they're doing."
"You can trust me, Lois."
"I guess I just feel like I'm losing myself to the man in the red, yellow and blue suit." ;D
"Chief, can you please talk some sense into her, would you?"
"No, but I'll remember the next time we're in a closet." #laugh#
"Oh, is that why you have all those candybars in your desk drawer?"
"An acrostic. It's a word or a message subliminally hidden in a series of lines. In this case, the first letter of each one of these words spells the word "stop."
"My instincts say, never argue with a woman who's just been
behind bars." ;D
"I think you're brilliant. But there is a fine line between
brilliance and lunacy."
"Since we already went ahead and made plans, I was wondering if you'd like to go to the Kerth Awards?"
"Lois, you're not upset because I got nominated . . ."
"Lois, you're kinda babbling."
"Lois, it's past babbling hour. Could you get to the point?"
"It's the new glasses, isn't it? They just don't work as well as the old ones did."
"I'm sorry. I was talking to Lois Lane. I know she was here a second ago. And I know she wouldn't really react . . ."
"Look, Lois, there's certain things about me being Superman
that you're just going to have to get used to."
"I did get things out in the open, starting with "Will you marry me?"
"A little louder. I don't think they heard you in Gotham City."
"Lois!" ;D
"Lane!" ;D
"I don't know how I feel about you. There is no one way. I feel so many things, and all at once: happy, kinda scared too, excited, calm, lost, found. I feel safe in a way that I've never known but in danger too. This thing between us, whatever it is, it's stronger than me. Being with you is stronger than me alone." #wub#
"His secretary had the most beautiful body in the world . . . next to Lois." ;D
"It's not the M-word that makes it forever for me, Lois. My love is forever because . . . because it just is." #wub#
"My heart? No, my heart is waiting for me back on Earth. Lois is my heart. I was an outsider there, incomplete, until I met her." #wub#
"And, faster than a speeding bullet, you and I are going to get
married."
"Marry me, Lois. Let's not plan. Let's not wait. Let's not let clonemakers, or psycho psychiatrists, or women who shrink people into little people keep us apart. Just marry me."
"Lois, I'm just trying to ask you out. I'm not trying to negotiate a nuclear arms treaty."
"Lois has a pair of Superman pajamas." ;D
"Elvis never cheated on Priscilla!" ;D
[Clark decides to tell Lois that he is Superman so he is practicing]
Clark: "Lois, there's something I want to tell you. I'm Superman... uh... Hey, did you ever notice how Superman and I look kind of alike? Well, it's funny that you should say that because... um... Hey, guess what? I'm Superman... humm... Lois, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time, and before out relationship goes any future, it's important that you know that I'm..."
[Lois walks in]
Lois: What are you doing? ;D
"Lois, will you marry me?" #wub#
"Lois, I have loved you from the moment I saw you. I love your
humor, your passion, the way you just dive right in, even when you shouldn't.
Because you refuse to just watch the world. You demand that it be a better place, and, because of you, it is. And, today, I want to give you as much of the world as I can. So, I give you my heart, my soul, our future." #wub#
