Post by Lane & Kent on Oct 8, 2005 22:34:34 GMT -5
Lois: "The world needs Superman, I need Superman"
Lois: "Don't fall for me Farmboy, I don't have time for it"
Lois: "Hypochondriac."
Lois: "I'll need a task force. I can't cover this story alone."
Perry: "You can have Jimmy."
Lois: "Chief, we're talking about the space program."
Perry: "Ok, take Kent."
Lois: "Kent?!"
Perry: "Kent!!"
Lois: "What about Meyerson?"
Perry: "He's busy."
Lois: "Burns?"
Perry: "Budapest."
Lois: "Forget Kent."
Perry: "Uh-uh, he's a good man."
Lois: "Kent is a hack from Smallville. I couldn't make that name up."
Perry: "Kent or nobody."
Lois: "Fine. Don't ever say that I'm not a team player."
Lois: "Well coming from Mr. Greenjeans that's really... I live by three rules. I never get involved with my stories, I never let anybody else get there first, and I never sleep with anyone I work with. This is business."
Lois: "I still can't believe you came barrelling in here like some 500 pound gorilla! If you really thought we were in trouble, why didn't you bring the police?"
Clark: "Look . . ."
Lois: "Don't tell me, I already know! You're like every other man in Metropolis! You've got this testosterone surplus that says, "I can do it myself!"
Clark: "Lois, I've somehow managed to . . ."
Lois: "Mess everything up? No kidding!"
Lois: "What the hell ARE you?"
Trask: "Does Superman have telepathic powers?
Lois: "I hope not."
Lois: "I'm not here, I'm not staying. If anybody calls, tell them I was never here. Don't even admit that I was here. If someone knocks at the door, don't open it, unless you're sure you know who it is. Don't sign anything, don't accept any deliveries, I don't know where I'm going, don't call me, I'll call you. You got all this?"
Lois: "Well, look what the cat dragged in."
Lois: "Clark, you can do the horizontal rhumba with the entire Met-Net cheerleading squad for all I care, just keep your hands off my copy. "
Lois: "You are so weird. Works for you though.
Lois: "That's the thing about luck: You don't question it."
Artist: "You said brown."
Lois: "Not brown brown, not dull, insipid, mud brown like Clark's - no offense Clark."
Lois: "No, the features are too coarse! Think noble . . . think Greek god."
Artist: "A Greek god?"
Lois: "For example the chin, its square but not pointed. The chin of a man who stands for something."
Artist: "Like Clark!?"
Lois: "This is Superman we're talking about. Not some Tom, Dick or..ugh!"
Clark: "You know, he didn't seem that special to me. I mean, except for the flying and the uniform, he could be any ordinary guy."
Lois: "Ordinary? Give me a break! What we've got here is an example of human evolution, before and after. Clark here is the before, Superman is the after. Make that, the way, way after."
Jimmy: "Lois what happened?"
Lois: "Nothing, nothing at all. Oh, you're referring to my apperance. Well, I think after hours of trudging through the mud and the filth and the frogs and the things, I have a perfect right to be a bit dishelved. By the way, did you know that it is possible to get completely lost at the Metropolis Sewage Reclamation Facility? And did you know that there are billions of mosquitoes there? I do, because I met them!"
Lois: "And who are you supposed to be? Popeye the Sailor man?"
Lois: "He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?"
Lois: "You took advantage of our priviledged interview session to steal highly incriminating evidence from an unsuspecting subject. Oh! I love that! Mmmm!"
Lois: "What are you saying, that I'm not a fun person? That I don't know how to have fun?"
Lois: "All right, maybe, somewhere very deep inside me is some eensy-weensy, microcosmic - although highly unlikely - possibility that I feel some sort of unmotivated, completely unrealistic attraction to you."
Lois: "Don't fall for me Farmboy, I don't have time for it"
Lois: "Hypochondriac."
Lois: "I'll need a task force. I can't cover this story alone."
Perry: "You can have Jimmy."
Lois: "Chief, we're talking about the space program."
Perry: "Ok, take Kent."
Lois: "Kent?!"
Perry: "Kent!!"
Lois: "What about Meyerson?"
Perry: "He's busy."
Lois: "Burns?"
Perry: "Budapest."
Lois: "Forget Kent."
Perry: "Uh-uh, he's a good man."
Lois: "Kent is a hack from Smallville. I couldn't make that name up."
Perry: "Kent or nobody."
Lois: "Fine. Don't ever say that I'm not a team player."
Lois: "Well coming from Mr. Greenjeans that's really... I live by three rules. I never get involved with my stories, I never let anybody else get there first, and I never sleep with anyone I work with. This is business."
Lois: "I still can't believe you came barrelling in here like some 500 pound gorilla! If you really thought we were in trouble, why didn't you bring the police?"
Clark: "Look . . ."
Lois: "Don't tell me, I already know! You're like every other man in Metropolis! You've got this testosterone surplus that says, "I can do it myself!"
Clark: "Lois, I've somehow managed to . . ."
Lois: "Mess everything up? No kidding!"
Lois: "What the hell ARE you?"
Trask: "Does Superman have telepathic powers?
Lois: "I hope not."
Lois: "I'm not here, I'm not staying. If anybody calls, tell them I was never here. Don't even admit that I was here. If someone knocks at the door, don't open it, unless you're sure you know who it is. Don't sign anything, don't accept any deliveries, I don't know where I'm going, don't call me, I'll call you. You got all this?"
Lois: "Well, look what the cat dragged in."
Lois: "Clark, you can do the horizontal rhumba with the entire Met-Net cheerleading squad for all I care, just keep your hands off my copy. "
Lois: "You are so weird. Works for you though.
Lois: "That's the thing about luck: You don't question it."
Artist: "You said brown."
Lois: "Not brown brown, not dull, insipid, mud brown like Clark's - no offense Clark."
Lois: "No, the features are too coarse! Think noble . . . think Greek god."
Artist: "A Greek god?"
Lois: "For example the chin, its square but not pointed. The chin of a man who stands for something."
Artist: "Like Clark!?"
Lois: "This is Superman we're talking about. Not some Tom, Dick or..ugh!"
Clark: "You know, he didn't seem that special to me. I mean, except for the flying and the uniform, he could be any ordinary guy."
Lois: "Ordinary? Give me a break! What we've got here is an example of human evolution, before and after. Clark here is the before, Superman is the after. Make that, the way, way after."
Jimmy: "Lois what happened?"
Lois: "Nothing, nothing at all. Oh, you're referring to my apperance. Well, I think after hours of trudging through the mud and the filth and the frogs and the things, I have a perfect right to be a bit dishelved. By the way, did you know that it is possible to get completely lost at the Metropolis Sewage Reclamation Facility? And did you know that there are billions of mosquitoes there? I do, because I met them!"
Lois: "And who are you supposed to be? Popeye the Sailor man?"
Lois: "He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?"
Lois: "You took advantage of our priviledged interview session to steal highly incriminating evidence from an unsuspecting subject. Oh! I love that! Mmmm!"
Lois: "What are you saying, that I'm not a fun person? That I don't know how to have fun?"
Lois: "All right, maybe, somewhere very deep inside me is some eensy-weensy, microcosmic - although highly unlikely - possibility that I feel some sort of unmotivated, completely unrealistic attraction to you."
#laugh# 
