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Post by Mary on Dec 13, 2004 5:31:36 GMT -5
Lois: "He died trying to protect me. In one lousy second I lost my partner . . . and my best friend." Yes, we need the DVDs. I want to watch TOGOM. Though I always feel the need to kick Clark when he falls asleep at the end Two other quotes, that crack me up every time I hear them: "John Doe is a darn nice guy!" Poster: "Go to Tahiti" Dr Deter: "OK"
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Post by scullymulder1234 on Dec 27, 2004 14:36:01 GMT -5
Clark: Snob... Lois: What? Clark: You are a snob, Lois.
That was pretty much the only other one that I can remember besides the ones that you guys have already posted.
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Post by Ella Lane on May 17, 2005 22:37:56 GMT -5
I hope you guys like this one:
Lois: "You know, I dreamed of this? Of spending the night this close to you?" (smiles up at him) "I mean, first it was Superman I dreamed of. But then... it was Clark."
Clark: "What happened?"
Lois: "Well, I'd be in your arms...." (he holds her closer) "We'd kiss..." (they do) "And...."
Clark:"And ... ?"
Lois: "And you'd tell me how you felt about me."
Clark: "I don't know how I feel about you."
Clark: " There's no one way I feel. I feel so many things. And all at once... Happy but kinda scared... Excited... calm. Lost... found. Safe in a way I've never known, but in danger, too. This thing with us, whatever it is... is stronger than me. Being with you is stronger than me alone. That's new for me."
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Post by Ms. Thang on May 17, 2005 23:59:21 GMT -5
Great and funnyquotes everyone! Here's mine: Lois: Tell me the biggest secret you have. Clark: What? Lois: Tell me the biggest secret you have. Something you'd never reveal to anyone. Clark: Why? Lois: Because I'm about to tell you mine and I need blackmail material. Lois: [to Clark] All right, maybe, somewhere very deep inside me is some eensy-weensy, microcosmic - although highly unlikely - possibility that I feel some sort of unmotivated, completely unrealistic attraction to you. Clark: I shouldn't have lost my temper. Lois: Well, you're entitled to. I lose mine once every... what? Clark: Three, four minutes. Lois: Here's some oatmeal if you want. Clark: Did you make it? Lois: Yeah. You probably don't believe that. (He looks at the drippy oatmeal). Clark: No, I believe it. Clark: You were trying to say something and I... I . . . Lois: Had a sudden urge to return a tape. It's perfectly understandable. I needed to express a deep personal feeling. You had to save three dollars. Clark: Lois. You know, I really hope that someday you learn that sometimes what it seems like people are doing isn't really what they're doing. Lois: What are you, a fortune cookie? Superman: Are you all right? Lois: You seem to ask me that a lot lately. Superman: People try to kill you a lot. Too many quotes!
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Post by Lane & Kent on May 18, 2005 10:19:56 GMT -5
Great quotes everyone Some more: Mindy: "Are you guys a thing?" Lois: "Excuse me?" Mindy: "You look like a thing, not a very happy thing, but a thing. Oh look, Hunkie, she's blushing!" Lois: "Clark, do you realize what just happened? We were sent to investigate, and we spent the whole time wallowing. We wallowed. I hate wallowers, and that's what we've turned into -- a couple of sighing, slack-jawed, self-pitying wallowers" Clark: "I did get things out in the open, starting with 'will you marry me?" Lois: "No, I got things out in the open, starting with YOU ARE SUPERMAN!" Clark: "A little louder? I don't think they heard you in Gotham City" Lois: "Speaking of which, when were you planning on telling me? Our wedding night? First anniversary? When the kids started flying around the house"? Clark: "So how mad are you?" Lois: "I'm not mad" Clark: "Lois, this is no time to be holding back" Lois: "I'm not mad" Clark: "Excuse me?" Lois: "I'm not mad at all" Clark: "Excuse me, I was talking to Lois Lane and I know she wouldn't react this way" Lois: "I'm hurt" Clark: "Which is worse than being mad" Clark: "It's the new glasses isn't it? They just don't work like the old ones did" Perry: "You been sniffin' linotype?" Clark: "Lois, will you marry me? Lois: "Who’s asking? Clark . . . or Superman?" Clark: "I guess the first question is, how long have you known?" Lois: "Really? I thought it would be, how did I figure it out?" Clark: "Which is neck and neck with, how mad are you?" Lois: "Let’s save that one for last. How long have I known? Since yesterday. How did I figure it out? When you did this. You’ve touched me before, both of you" Lois: "And you know what? I am mad. I’m really mad. I’m furious" Clark: "Alone in paradise with the woman I love. It's almost biblical" Clark: "Lois, I kind of have to pick my moments for changing into Superman" Lois: "This one. This moment. Pick this one!" Clark: "Maybe we're being watched. I don't have the suit. Maybe we bust out of here and never find out what's behind this?" Lois: "Do you have rules for everything? Because that's good for me to know, because I'd really think twice about marrying someone with such compulsive . . ." Clark: "Well being impulsive, as you of 'all' people know, is more dangerous . . . " Lois: "I need some stability" Superman: "Uh, Lois . . ." Lois: "I need a sense that I’m not always sharing you with the five billion other people on the planet" Superman: "If you could just hold that thought . . ." Lois: "I need to know that you will be there for me when I need you" Superman: "I gotta go"
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Post by Lane & Kent on Jun 19, 2005 14:30:20 GMT -5
Jimmy: "And then you took my hand and said... Jimmy! I can make a man of you!"
Lex: "Superman has a defect. He has a chink in his armor. Superman has morals. He has ethics. He is unrelentingly good. Because of that, I will win."
Martha: "They don't call 'em tights for nothin'!"
Cat: "Poor Lois. All work and no personality."
Cat: "I don't believe it, Lois Lane finally literally swept off her feet, too bad he's an alien"
Perry: "Great Shades of Elvis"
Martha: "I call it 'Too Much, Too Soon, Tortured Heart, Waning Moon' . . . what do you think? Too cerebral?" Clark: "No, no its...its very imaginative." Jonathan: "Uh huh..." Martha: "So now tell me more about this woman you're going to Lex Luthor's ball with." Clark: "Lois is. . . well she's complicated. Domineering, uncompromising, pig headed. . . brilliant. And we're not really going out. It's business."
Lois: You are a strange one, Clark Kent. Clark: Am I? Lois: "Yeah, but I think I got you figured out." Clark: "Really?" Lois: "Umhm" Clark: "Didn't take you very long." Lois: "Well, its my business looking beyond the external. Don't fall for me farmboy. I don't have time for it."
Lois: "So, explain something to me. You, you, eat like an 8-year old and you look like Mr. Hardbody . . . what's your secret . . . and can I have it?"
Lois: "Superman is a very good friend of ours, and if he thought you were helping Myrtle in any way, the phrase "God help you" would take on a whole new meaning, because only God could."
Lois: "Maybe we're cursed or something. You know, maybe the gods like us to get happy, compfortable, enjoy a little peace and quiet and then WHAM, take down, grapple and pin, happiness loses. I don't think we should joke about this. The more I think about it, we really shouldn't be advertising it."
Mxyzptlk: "It's that moment, just as I go through the international time warp, it gives me a brain freeze."
Mxyzptlk: "Stand back, boys. There's a new imp in town."
Mxyzptlk: "Have you ever had 5th dimensional beer?" Bar customer: "I'm not much for imports."
Bartender: "You here for the holidays?" Mxyzptlk: "No, I'm here for good. Nobody is sending me back."
Mxyzptlk: "I'm going to become the absolute ruler of absolutely everything." Bartender: "Ah. World conquerer. Tall order."
Mxyzptlk: "Superman is a symbol of hope. That's his whole thing. See, you take away hope, and he's the symbol of nothing. See, a world without hope is powerless!" Bartender: "Get rid of hope? How do you plan on doing that?" Mxyzptlk: "Simple, take away tomorrow. No tomorrow, no hope." Bartender: "Take away tomorrow? How?" Mxyzptlk: "Why, it's as easy as . . ." (vaporizes the bartender)
Clark: "You're the one who's been following me." Mxyzptlk: "Oh! You peeked!"
Clark: "I live within three-dimensional time." Mxyzptlk: "Right, but I kept you out for a reason, Mr. Invulnerable. Mr. You-Can't-Squish-Me-With-The-Biggest-Rock-You-Can-Conjure. I wanted to show you there ain't nothing you can do to stop me."
Mxyzptlk: "Look, Mr. Goody Two Boots. I'm not doing anything to them. It's just nature running its course."
Mxyzptlk: "Well, it's up to you. Do you stay and become the ruination of all these mortals? Or do you accept banishment and leave their world to me? And spare them the suffering?" Clark: "I love these people. And that's why I'm not going anywhere." Mxyzptlk: "Do you have to be hit over the head with a shelalee? Don't you get it? It's hopeless!" Clark: "There's always a little bit of hope left in the human spirit. And I'll find it." Lois: "You heard him gnome! Scram!" Myxmas: "You're supposed to be frozen!" Lois: "Yeah, well, I thawed out. And Clark's not going anywhere, mazel tov." Mxyzptlk: "Mr. Mxyzptlkpidalick! Mr. Mxyzptlkpidalick! Fine. Have it your way!"
I swear Mxy has some of the best quotes ever :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by Lane & Kent on Jun 28, 2005 17:44:03 GMT -5
Lois: If you wanna kill Superman, I don't know why you're going to Smallville or 1966. Tempus: She doesn't know yet. Oh, this is good. This is really good. Um, Lois, did you know that, in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal. Lois: Really? Tempus: Yes. But, as much as everybody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: "How dumb was she?" Here, I'll show you what I mean. Look (puts glasses on), I'm Clark Kent. (Takes glasses off) No, I'm Superman. (Puts glasses on) Mild-mannered reporter. (Takes glasses off) Superhero. Hello! Duh! Clark Kent is Superman. Ha, ha, ha. Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived.
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Post by scullymulder1234 on Jun 28, 2005 19:15:41 GMT -5
LMAO! I loved that episode. That and TOGOM are the reason why S2 is my fav. Mel
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Post by Lane & Kent on Jul 16, 2005 13:08:07 GMT -5
Lois: Why don't you go up and take a quick buzz around? Clark: I don't buzz anywhere. Lois: Yes, but Superman does. Clark: Yes, but Superman's not here. Lois: Cute, that's real cute. Clark: Oh, all right. Lois: Thank you. I knew you were just . . . where's the suit? Clark: What suit? There's no suit. I left it at home. It's just you and me, Joe and Judy Regular. Wanna neck?
Clark: Ah ha! I knew you couldn’t keep your end of the bargain. Two hours and you’re already working. Lois: I’m writing my will. That way when they find our bleached bodies, they’ll know my last wishes.
Lois: Guess you never learned how to do that? Clark: Think about it, Lois, why would I ever need to learn? Lois: Well, it just so happens that I am a former Girl Scout. Clark: Good, because I am a strange visitor from another planet.
Lois: If anything happens, tell Clark that I love him. Superman: He knows, but I'll tell him.
Lois: Don't. I cannot listen to one more stupid story about your barber or your doctor or how you suddenly remembered that you have to return a book to the library. What you owe me is some respect. I am so tired of the excuses, Clark. How can we have a relationship, if you're not going to be honest with me? Clark: Lois, I have always been honest with you. Always. Except for one thing. And when I tell you what that one thing is, I hope you'll understand.
Perry: Hey Jimmy, that dress Lois has on, didn’t she have that on yesterday? Jimmy: I don’t know. Perry: Now, Jimmy, if you want to be a newspaperman you gotta be observant. Now, doesn’t Clark look a little . . . haggard to you? Jimmy: Yeah. Perry: You know, like he’s been up all night worrying about something. Like a dog trapped in a cage? Jimmy: Yeah, I guess. Perry: You know what I think? Jimmy: What? Perry: I think they eloped.
Clark: I guess the first question is, how long have you known? Lois: Really? I thought it would be, how did I figure it out? Clark: Which is neck and neck with, how mad are you? Lois: Let’s save that one for last. How long have I known? Since yesterday. How did I figure it out? When you did this. You’ve touched me before, both of you.
Clark: Well, today I spent two hours polishing me boots, ironing my 'S,' saved a runaway hamster from a cat . . . tightened my glasses . . .
Lois: I’m not giving you any look. Superman: Exactly. It’s your ‘not giving me any look’ look.
Superman: Lois, I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait for you as long as you need. Lois: I want you to know that I love you. And you’re not alone anymore.
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Post by Lane & Kent on Jul 26, 2005 9:56:24 GMT -5
Tempus: All that spandex must keep his blood from his brain.
Tempus: Why, Lois! You look nervous! Contemplate your future as a charbroiled brickette. It's soothing.
Tempus: Any last words, Tempus? Why yes, glad you asked. It's time you chowder heads all got let in on a little secret. This, Superman of yours, this . . . chisled god, is in relality, Clark Kent of the Daily Planet. In chess, this is where I would say, check. Clark: Uh, honey, I think the media would like us to comment on Mr. Tempus' last remark. Lois: We regret that Mr. Tempus' mental health has not improved. He's obviously still delusional. Superman: This is where I would say, checkmate. Tempus: No! You cretins! He really is Clark Kent! One of them is from another dimensoin! I mean, it's obvious! Duh!
Tempus: What do you think this is? A family TV show? Only UN-happy endings allowed here.
Tempus: I know what you've done you treasonous little bug! You've imported that muscle-locked boy scout from that other universe to this one. H.G. Wells: The power of the human spirit cannot be confined to one time or place. It's everywhere. Tempus: Oh save that drivel for your over-rated novels!
Tempus: Can we move this along? I'm breaking out this morning.
Asylum Resident: So, I gather you still believe that you're from the future? Tempus: Duh.
Tempus: Because you are, in a word, looney toons!. Inmate: Looney toons is two words. Tempus: Not if you say it fast.
Andrus: I will read the list of charges . . . Tempus: Blatant disregard for human life, blah, blah, blah. Can we go?
Tempus: Oh God, it's starting to come back to me. They all talk like you in the future, don't they?
Clark: Mr Doe, has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to . . . someone else? Tempus: Just who else would I look like, Mr. Kent? Clark: A nihilistic sociopath from the future who will stop at nothing to quench his bitter thirst for power. Lois: (laughs uneasily) For example. Tempus: It is said we all have a twin someplace in the world. Why Mr. Kent, without those glasses, I'd say you'd look exactly like . . . well, duh.
Clark: I just came back from Star Labs. Lois: Really? Well, you could've just called me. What did Doctor Klein say? Oh, you couldn't just call me . . . 'cos the news isn't good. Clark: Doctor Klein ran every possible test he could. The poor guy could barely even face me . . . but he told me that Superman's biology and an Earthwoman's are incompatible for reproduction. I told myself I'd never make you cry. I'm sorry. Lois: I feel so confused. I feel like I lost something I never really had. Clark: We haven't lost anything honey. Lois: You can't try to make me feel better. It's what you always try to do with everything and it's sweet but I know how much you want kids. Clark: I want you to hear me . . . I mean, really hear me. Everytime, everytime we make love, we make love. That's the strongest lifeforce there is and whether or not that results in another little person, for me, it is creation. Lois: Oh Clark. Clark: You fill me with life.
Clark: Lois is a complete professional. Someone who cares very, very much about this world. Frankly, she's the best person that I know. Any child that's lucky enough to have Lois as a mother is the luckiest child alive.
Lois: I can't believe that the first time I looked into your eyes, I didn't instantly know that you were the man I would spend the rest of my life with.
Lois: Kryptonite will have nothing on me.
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