Favorite LnC Quotes?

[Lane & Kent]

Mine are:

Lois: "And let's get something straight, I did not work my buns off to become an investigative reporter for the Daily Planet just to baby-sit some hack from nowheresville! And another thing, you are not working with me, you are working for me. I call the shots, I ask the questions. You are low man - I am top banana and that's the way I like it, comprende"?
Clark: "You like to be on top. Got it".
Lois: "Don't push me Kent, you are way out of your league".

Lois: "You are a strange one, Clark Kent".
Clark: Am I?
Lois: "Yeah, but I think I got you figured out".
Clark: "Really"?
Lois: "Umhm"
Clark: "Didn't take you very long".
Lois: "Well, its my business looking beyond the external". Don't fall for me farmboy. I don't have time for it".

Lois: "I said 9, I thought you'd be naked..... ready".

[})J({]

Haha , those are great LnC quotes Angela! I'd say those were a few of my favorites too. ;D

[Mary]

The bein-on-top one is the best quote ever Can't get tired of watching that scene.

Superman: "I hear you've been looking for me."
Lois: "All my life."

"Maybe somewhere, buried incredibly deep inside me, is some eensy weensy, microcosmic, although highly unlikely possibility, that I could feel some sort of unmotivated and completely unrealistic attraction to you." -- Lois to Clark. And 3 years later they are married ;D

Clark: "What is that?"
Lois: "It's my word."
Clark: "There is no such word."
Lois: "Sure there is. Someone's a chump, therefore, he's chumpy."
Clark: "Try again."
Lois: "Are you challenging me?"
Clark: "You bet your sweet little chumpy I am."

"Superman is what I can do, Clark is who I am." -- Clark

Lois (breaking up with Superman because she wants to be with Clark): I think I understand something I didn't before. Why I don't really know you. Why no one does. You live... above us, and when we try to bring you down here, we just show the worst sides of ourselves. I've tried to love you but I realized today how selfish that is. You're not _just_ here for me you're here for all of us. I'll always need you... and I'll always be your friend but there's someone down here who needs _me_... if I can just figure out how to get him to see it.

Lois: "Did I ever tell you why I gave up my crush on Superman?"
Clark: "No."
Lois: "It's because he is a fantasy. And did I ever tell you why I fell in love with Clark? Because he's real. And that's what I want."
Clark: "You do?"
Lois: "Yeah. He's got probems . . . insecurities . . . hat hair."
Clark: "I do not have hat hair!"

Clark: "Lois, I have loved you from the beginning."
Lois: "And I'll love you til the end."
Clark: "In my heart, I am your husband."
Lois: "And I'm your wife."
Clark: "Always."

Wedding Vows:
Clark: "Lois, I have loved you from the moment I saw you. I love your humor, your passion, the way you just dive right in, even when you shouldn't. Because you refuse to just watch the world. You demand that it be a better place, and, because of you, it is. And, today, I want to give you as much of the world as I can. So, I give you my heart, my soul, our future."
Lois: "Clark, you're my best friend. Until I met you, I never had a best friend. And falling in love with you has been so easy, I don't know why I fought it so long. You have such gentle grace and such quiet strength and mostly such incredible kindness. I've never known anyone with as pure a heart, and, so, today, I give you my love, and my honor and our life together."

[Lane & Kent]

Those are great Mary

I also love these:

Lois: "Clark, have I lost something?"
Clark: "Your fashion sense"

Clark: "Lois, you're kinda babbling"
Lois: "I know. See, I never babble"
Clark: "Are you kidding? You're a brook"
Lois: "What? I'm a what?"

[Mary]

Lois said:

Lois: "Clark, have I lost something?"
Clark: "Your fashion sense"

Love that one.

And I forgot:

Lois: He's a man I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?

Lois (in front of the mirror befor her wedding to Lex): "Mrs. Lex Luthor. Lois Lane Luthor. Lois Luthor Lane. Lois... Lane... Kent."

Wells: What's the matter, my dear?
Lois: Oh, you've been to the future, Mr. Wells. Is it true what Tempus said about me?
Wells: Oh, yes. You're as highly-revered as any woman in history.
Lois: Oh, no, I'm meant about being galactically stupid.
Wells: No, no, no, Miss Lane, not stupid, blind. It is one of the many things that makes your story so timeless. Why children never tire of hearing it at bedtime. Why parents never outgrow it. Generation after generation, we are all blinded by love, Miss Lane. Especially that one great love that changes us forever.
Tempus: Excuse me, but I'm in danger of choking on my own vomit.

Lois: You took advantage of our privileged interview session to steal highly incriminating evidence from an unsuspecting subject... Oh! I love that! Mmmm!

Clark: We flip for the bed.
Lois: How about I get the bed, I lend you a pillow?
Clark: How about we alternate nights?
Lois: How about we don't.
Clark: Well, it's a big bed, how about we share?
Lois: How about we alternate nights?
Clark: Deal.

[})J({]

Aww, those are nice LnC quotes Mary. I love all of the LnC quotes, lol. ;D

[MochaFreak]

Thanks for posting all these great quotes! ;D The dialogue on LnC was so witty, smart, and sexy...*sigh* Must have this show on DVD NOW!!!

The wedding vows are particularly great. Gets me teary-eyed no matter how many times I read 'em. ;D

[Lane & Kent]

Mary said:

The bein-on-top one is the best quote ever Can't get tired of watching that scene.

Superman: "I hear you've been looking for me."
Lois: "All my life."

"Maybe somewhere, buried incredibly deep inside me, is some eensy weensy, microcosmic, although highly unlikely possibility, that I could feel some sort of unmotivated and completely unrealistic attraction to you." -- Lois to Clark. And 3 years later they are married ;D

Clark: "What is that?"
Lois: "It's my word."
Clark: "There is no such word."
Lois: "Sure there is. Someone's a chump, therefore, he's chumpy."
Clark: "Try again."
Lois: "Are you challenging me?"
Clark: "You bet your sweet little chumpy I am."

"Superman is what I can do, Clark is who I am." -- Clark

Lois (breaking up with Superman because she wants to be with Clark): I think I understand something I didn't before. Why I don't really know you. Why no one does. You live... above us, and when we try to bring you down here, we just show the worst sides of ourselves. I've tried to love you but I realized today how selfish that is. You're not _just_ here for me you're here for all of us. I'll always need you... and I'll always be your friend but there's someone down here who needs _me_... if I can just figure out how to get him to see it.

Lois: "Did I ever tell you why I gave up my crush on Superman?"
Clark: "No."
Lois: "It's because he is a fantasy. And did I ever tell you why I fell in love with Clark? Because he's real. And that's what I want."
Clark: "You do?"
Lois: "Yeah. He's got probems . . . insecurities . . . hat hair."
Clark: "I do not have hat hair!"

Clark: "Lois, I have loved you from the beginning."
Lois: "And I'll love you til the end."
Clark: "In my heart, I am your husband."
Lois: "And I'm your wife."
Clark: "Always."

Wedding Vows:
Clark: "Lois, I have loved you from the moment I saw you. I love your humor, your passion, the way you just dive right in, even when you shouldn't. Because you refuse to just watch the world. You demand that it be a better place, and, because of you, it is. And, today, I want to give you as much of the world as I can. So, I give you my heart, my soul, our future."
Lois: "Clark, you're my best friend. Until I met you, I never had a best friend. And falling in love with you has been so easy, I don't know why I fought it so long. You have such gentle grace and such quiet strength and mostly such incredible kindness. I've never known anyone with as pure a heart, and, so, today, I give you my love, and my honor and our life together."

I love the "chumpy" quote, one of my fav's and the wedding vows are beautiful



Here's some more I like:

Lois: "I was home eating chocolate . . . cottage cheese. Chocolate flavored cottage cheese"

Lois: "Nobody knows me better than me. And believe me, I'm fine."
Clark: "Oh, is that why you have all those candy bars in your desk drawer?"
Lois: "Those are for emergencies, in case I have some drastic drop in blood sugar level. And what were you doing in my drawers?"

Perry: "Now, Lois, don't you have anything to say to Clark?"
Lois: "Uh, right. Clark, I, uh, I'm very, uh . . ."
Clark: "Surprised?"
Lois: "Stunned, shocked, in need of oxygen."

Lois: "So, how did I rate as a date?"
Clark: "Oh, A-plus."
Lois: "I hung on your arm decoratively."
Clark: "You did."
Lois: "Fawned appropriately."
Clark: "Absolutely."
Lois: "And just faded into the background during your big moment."
Clark: "You were beautiful, yet invisible."
Lois: "Mmm, make me go through another night like that, and I'll rip out your spleen."

[Mary]

MochaFreak said:

The dialogue on LnC was so witty, smart, and sexy

Yeah, it was definately a very well written show! (gimme DVDs!)

Lois: "I was home eating chocolate . . . cottage cheese. Chocolate flavored cottage cheese"

Which reminds me of Clarks cheese-of-the-month-shippment ;D

[Lane & Kent]

Mary said:

Yeah, it was definately a very well written show! (gimme DVDs!)




Which reminds me of Clarks cheese-of-the-month-shippment ;D

LOL that cheese-of-the-month line cracks me up

Oh yes need DVDs and soon



Another quote:

Lois: "He died trying to protect me. In one lousy second I lost my partner . . . and my best friend."